Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story Tickets at Charing Cross Theatre, London
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told.
2 hours 20 minutes, with an intervalAges 18 and up
Comedy at the Charing Cross Theatre
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Played at Charing Cross Theatre from 21 Nov 2025 to 11 Jan 2026.
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.
Tickets and seating at Charing Cross Theatre
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Venue and getting here: Charing Cross Theatre
Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story is playing at Charing Cross Theatre. Here's everything you need to know about getting there and what to expect.
Address
The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
Nearest Tube
Embankment or Charing Cross (about 5 min walk)
